The Big Bad Wolf
Once upon a time there where 3 little pigs, each built a house one made of hay, one made of sticks and the last made of stone....The Wolf...The BIG SCARY WOLF...tried to eat these little pigs. He huffed and he puffed and blew the houses down....Until he reached the stone house where the wolf just couldn't blow the house down, probably because he was getting old and was therefore quickly out of breath. The wolf came back years later after getting a job at a local fast food restaurant, he had saved up to buy an ACME Canon tm. The wolf then BLEW THOSE HOUSES DOWN! And he lived happily ever after.